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Opening Ceremony: It's Dangerous to Go Alone

Take this welcome packet! An introduction to the day's chaos and meme-ry.

Date 5 Jun 2026

Time 09:00 - 09:30

Location Main Auditorium

Activity Schedule

09:00-09:15 15 min

Formal commencement of proceedings and meme density warnings.

Lead "Reply All" Enthusiast, Institute of Inescapable Threads

09:15-09:30 15 min

Safety briefing regarding exit locations and emotional support animal policies.